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Jack Gates
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Posted - 2009.06.28 18:11:00 -
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Jack Gates
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Posted - 2009.07.02 20:54:00 -
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 Originally by: Captain ULTIMATE
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Come on man don't be shy! Spill the beans and give us some scandal. CAOD's been deadly dull since you won eve 
Pictures of men?!? Well let's not keep Jade waiting, chop chop!
La Maison De Tous Plaisirs could certainly use some fresh meat.
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Jack Gates
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Posted - 2009.07.02 20:54:00 -
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Originally by: Navick
Somewhere in deep spahurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr[/i]
hey, do me a favor and stop posting
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Jack Gates
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Posted - 2009.07.02 20:56:00 -
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Originally by: Orree
Multiple threads across two forums (this one and Scrapheap) and really all 90% of you know how to do is whine about blobs, make up statistics and smack each other.
I keep thinking that at some point, even for the least creative thinkers in the pack, this would get old and people would just stop and move on to something else.
No end in sight. 
I know. This **** 0wns.
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Jack Gates
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Posted - 2009.07.02 21:36:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Captain ULTIMATE
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Come on man don't be shy! Spill the beans and give us some scandal. CAOD's been deadly dull since you won eve
Pictures of men?!? Well let's not keep Jade waiting, chop chop!
Not just pictures of men. Mitani seemed to promise scandalous pictures! And we need some more scandal round here.
Anyway, you know I'll always have a place in my heart for the goons - you do a wonderful job of making ordinary-looking blokes feel better about themselves!
Jade Constantine
Mistress of the Golden Chamber: JF
Gallente born and raised, and tutored as a pleasure slave and courtesan to the exotic tastes of the Amarri court. Jade's career veered violently off course when a diplomatic envoy's transport was blown to pieces in mysterious circumstances and she was rescued from the escape pods by the enigmatic genetic mastermind Athule Snanm.
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Jack Gates
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Posted - 2009.07.02 21:37:00 -
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ehehehehehehehe
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Jack Gates
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Posted - 2009.07.02 21:42:00 -
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yeah, but from the looks of it, your sex life is kind of out there
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Jack Gates
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Posted - 2009.07.02 21:43:00 -
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yo where did you get the name "Athule Snanm"
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Jack Gates
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Posted - 2009.07.03 23:05:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Athule was a pretty cool guy, he gave me his Silver Magnate when he quit.
Dunno what he was doing with you lot - he coulda done a lot better -_-
I think its mainly we went to the same university and got drunk together alot playing boardgames. He is a cool guy in real life but he does have a fetish for ww2 german tanks and ledehosen. He sold athule when he quit eve though - so no longer the same chap.
Are you a lady of taste and refined sensuality? A wild amazon of fleeting moods and electric passions? A diva or temptress, a sinner or a saint? "La Maison" has openings for all, and we welcome applications from appropriately talented would-be hostesses from around the Eve star cluster.
The hours are as whim dictates, the service as one's heart does bid, the rewards as rich as risk may find when staked in peril in the game of love and fine desire.
All we ask is boundless wit and some small nod in the direction of civilised inteplay, (though fast betimes the opposite may serve as well to play in close poetic fine refrain.)
The wages? Ha, let noteriety and fame be wage enough and if the gentlemen (and noble ladies) yet lay tip upon the morn ... well, 'tis fitting thus and no harm done nor fast returned on repute, nor faith, nor wondrous name thereafter.
Applications thence in person to the ladies of the house. And luck and love the close reward of those who dare!
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